Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
