ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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