you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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