ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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