Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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