I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
