Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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