would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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