I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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