Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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