As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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