Dual....:-)
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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