Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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