The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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