I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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