I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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