Ketchup is God's man juice
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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