Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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