So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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