So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need a hoe opinion
go on
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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