Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
