He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Be still, my beating vagina.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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