would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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