Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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