Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's shark week go big or go home
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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