Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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