You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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