Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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