Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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