Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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