This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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