k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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