I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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