I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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