I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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