Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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