Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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