Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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