you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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