i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
