I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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