Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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