he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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