He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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