the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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