so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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