So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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