let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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