put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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