i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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